Colts fans…are you too busy shopping for everyone else to make out your own Christmas list? Don’t worry. I did it for you:
We’ve been really good this year. And we think we still deserve some extra credit for last year. So for Christmas, please bring us…
A 300 pound offensive lineman (make that two).
A Gillette Fusion razor for Andrew Luck (the neck beard is no match for five blades…5!).
Just Dance for Coby Fleener (maybe he’ll get some new ideas for his next touchdown).
A new security system for Reggie Wayne’s car.
A box of Kleenex for AQ Shipley.
A can of Stickum for Mewelde Moore.
A roll of bubble wrap for Andrew Luck (before he faces JJ Watt again).
Hats for Coach Pagano, the players, two cheerleaders, and all the fans who shaved their heads for #ChuckStrong.
A clean bill of health for Coach Pagano.
A win against the Chiefs on December 23rd.
A win against the Texans on December 30th.
A playoff game against anyone but the Broncos (we’re just not ready for that yet).
Coach Pagano back on the sideline coaching our playoff game.
Record for passing yards by a rookie quarterback for Andrew Luck.
Coach of the Year for Bruce Arians.
Luck (Awww, forget it. We don’t need luck…we have Luck!).
Indianapolis Colts Fans